- My friend: Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
- Me: Do you love your boyfriend?
- My friend: Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
- Me: Imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
- My friend: That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
- Me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
the little 5 year old girl I babysit
- me: What you do think about the princess marrying another princess?
- her: Instead of the prince?
- me: Instead of the prince
- her: So her daughter would have two mommies?
- me: Yes
- her: two princess mommies...
- me:
- her:
- me:
- her: fabulous
really austin?
are you sure that you never take pictures of yourself?
are you absolutely positive?
(Source: phil-manansalad, via iicantdrownmydemons)







